I Detest Donald Trump's Hair

Okay, I'm going there - because really - with a seated president who thrives on pettiness and cruelty, why the hell wouldn't I go there.

Donald Trump's hair looks like something out of a cartoon.  No, that's wrong.  Cartoon hair is much, much better.

Donald Trump's hair is a hideous clump of pee-colored cotton candy on a fat cardboard stick and it is screaming "FAKE".  Perhaps because Donald Trump's hair is always screaming "FAKE", it resonates in his head and therefore he screams all news stories about him are fake.

Donald Trump's hair swoops sideways, up and away whenever a little breeze blows, reminding me of sheets on a clothesline.  With hair this bad and untamed, you'd think he'd wear a hat - any hat - to prevent those awful moments of ARGGGGHHHHH ----- SEEING DONALD TRUMP'S HEAD.   I don't like seeing Donald Trump's head.  It's a dangerously hideous thing to be exposed to and it scares people.  I suggest, as a stylist with a careful eye to my clients personal preferences, a clown hat with a rubber band chin strap.

Donald Trump is in constant need of a haircut.  A buzz cut would look better on his rather puffed out and bloated head, but he never cuts this pile of urine soaked spanish moss because he paid good money for it.  Or probably not.  He doesn't pay his bills.  And if truth be told, Donald Trump is so broke, he'd have to borrow money from Putin just to GO to the barber.

I detest Donald Trump's hair and the fact he thinks its perfectly fine to show it in public.

I detest being exposed to Donald Trump's fat head on windy days.